She's JV to your varsity
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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