he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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