I am in a vortex of obligation.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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