i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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