Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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