yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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