hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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