Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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