There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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