hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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