wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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