is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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