I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
