she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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