on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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