You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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