For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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