I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just saw a hot homeless man
We named our party play list daddy issues
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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