So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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