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i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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