I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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