Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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