Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
There r osticjed everywhere
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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