I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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