Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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