this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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