Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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