she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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