Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize