Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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