ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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