Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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