Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
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