Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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