My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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