Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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