please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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