This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I need a beard to bite.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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