D3 body, D1 cock
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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