yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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