I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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