Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
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