my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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