he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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