Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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