I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
