I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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