Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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