I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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