Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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