Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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