great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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