i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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