can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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