No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
it's great music for shaving your balls
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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