OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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